2. When people say “for all intensive purposes.”
The phrase is “for all intents and purposes” GET IT RIGHT.
3. People
who sass me for not knowing song lyrics.
I just do not know them, ok?! That is who I am. I cannot magically remember the words to everything,
all the time.
4. Wearing two different shoes. Even if they are the same height, wearing two
separate shoes feels wrong. I know this
from my many failed attempts to be as mismatched as possible for all of the
dress up days I have participated in at school.
5. Wet things in my ears. Like wet willies. I get the worst goose bumps from that! Then
again, that is probably everybody’s pet peeve…
6 6. The word pet peeve. What does that even mean?
7 7. All those random times in live when I get the
shivers. You know how they say if you
have a shiver, it means somebody stepped on your future grave? I think of that
every time now, and it freaks me out! Why does this happen to people?
8. Mosquitos.
Somebody told me the other day that scientists have proven that the
world could be completely functional without mosquitos. Essentially, the inflict itchiness for no
finer purpose whatsoever. WHY, GOD, WHY?
9. When the peel on a fruit is stuck on so tight
that it will not come off. I hate
this! Because then you pull of the skin
so hard that the sweet juicy fruit goodness comes with it, and ultimately
you’re just left with a pulverized pulp that greatly resembles modern art. I suppose there is some beauty in that.
10. Clamshell packaging. This is clearly the work of the devil. It is IMPOSSIBLE to open up anything that is
suctioned together in plastic like that.
This sadistic plastic casing is like an obstacle course that preys on my
weaknesses as a product opener as well as my emotional stability.
1 11. Crumbs. I really can’t stand being around old food;
it is like ants crawling all over my body or something.
1 12. When
stores do not carry Parmesan goldfish.
Seriously, it is the superior flavor of all animal shaped crackers.
Parmesan is the king! It should be everywhere.
1 13. When lightbulbs burn out. I don’t know about you, but I feel as if this
happens to me at the most inconvenient times.
1 14. Buffering. Also something that happens at the worst
possible times, buffering makes any viewing party far more painful. We live in the modern world, nobody has time
for that thing called “patience”
1 15. People that are only friends with me because I
have a pool. If you ignore me during the
winter months, and then all the sudden summer hits and you wanna “hang out at
my house,” I know something is up. Can’t
we just be friends all the time?
1 16. Cats. I
like to meow, but all felines irk me. It
may be my extreme allergy to them. Or
perhaps I am just fortunate enough to have that as an excuse.
1 17. People who are mean. Make smiles instead of
tears! Hugs not drugs. Niceness, not
ice-ness. Poetry is not my forte.
18. People
who don’t pick up their dog’s poop. I
don’t want that on my lawn!
1 19. Waiting
for the light to change to walk.
Statistically, one waits the longest at the crosswalk when they are
carrying heavy things in unbearable weather circumstances. It is fact.
2 20. Loosing only one earring or one sock. What are you supposed to do after that?
Throwing away its counterpart is a depressing reality
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